I'm holding Friend auditions. If you want to try out to be my friend apply below.
I'm a star.
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Friend Auditions.
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since im first poster, how about we just fuck
Sorry but I'm looking for a good friend and I see you more in just a "friend" way, you know?
Hope we can still be buds! ^__^
who is she.
No.
:3
good, you really wouldn't have made the cut anyway.....
Signed, Bantun
you'll need a blindfold
I like your tie.
I like you, I hope you'll try out (you'll definitely make first cut)
I got a blindfold....
Go ahead and put it on and we'll lead you to the sex dungeon.
I mean audition room.
I'm young and susceptible to shiny things, where do I sign up?
Well Jonny my dear boy, you just did sign up!
OMG U ARE :D is it for the role of BESTest friend??
I'm open to the possibility that a best friend could arise from these auditions.
lolololo
Sarcastic users need not apply.
I like long walks on the penis
Good, I have a long penis
You dont know me but I want to be your friend
What makes you a better friend then the competition?
Hey, I just got a memo from my agent about this. It's been a slow year for me, and I could really use some solid work, you know? I mean it's a little far away from the type of films I usually make, but It's worth a shot!
You might be overqualified
I would love to be your friend. I am a strong worker, come from royal blood, and i was raised in Virginia
Skip the audition. Your in!
What part of Virginia?
Where do I sign up?
Right here. Right now.
Oh I wouldn't call myself overqualified, I'm just saying it's a different gig from the adult movies I'm usually in. Anyway I'm sure I have a blindfold left over from shooting 'Kinky blind monks IV', so where are the auditions being held?
The sex dungeon.
I mean rape room
I mean basement.
Luis?
I'm in!
Luis said we wouldn't audition if you were, sorry.
Whhy not?
Disqualified for typo!
*writes name on list*
i guess i'll sign up since i don't have anything better to do.
You don't sound very excited. Thats a bad sign.
Thhat was intentional.
Bullshhit
FearlessEskimo
how do i audition
AlphaCentauri
Right now is just signing up.
auditions are later but they do require blindfolds you have to bring your own.