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I'm a star.

Age 33, Male

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Virginia

Joined on 10/14/06

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Kevin 2011-08-30 04:13:50

Hey.

Friend?

AlphaCentauri 2011-08-30 04:13:50

da fuck u doin in audtions nukka your on friend council already

karategangster 2011-08-30 15:01:07

im a slightly less succesful, driven, popular and good looking version of you

you know that makes me the ideal albeit hideous friend

AlphaCentauri 2011-08-30 15:01:07

exactly what I'm looking for in a friend. Everyone take note of Ejit, he is the golden standard.

Luke 2011-08-31 00:39:02

I WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND BRO

AlphaCentauri 2011-08-31 00:39:02

Too eager. NEXT.

Natick 2011-09-05 22:58:54

Ohh, really? (I could do this all month ;)

AlphaCentauri 2011-09-05 22:58:54

saame

Laughingbox 2011-09-06 15:18:47

Well hello there, Mr. Alpha.

AlphaCentauri 2011-09-06 15:18:47

hello!

RickenBlue 2011-09-11 16:17:10

i like your shirt.

AlphaCentauri 2011-09-11 16:17:10

I like it too!

The-Great-One 2011-09-12 00:53:55

Signed In Blood.

AlphaCentauri 2011-09-12 00:53:55

goo idea from now on everyone must sign in blood

tehslaphappy 2011-09-18 15:11:23

No.

AlphaCentauri 2011-09-18 15:11:23

PLEASE BE MY FRIENED

The-Last-Guardian 2011-09-27 22:30:32

This does not interest me.

AlphaCentauri 2011-09-27 22:30:32

If you stick around I'm sure you'll be persuaded.

HomerSexual 2011-10-10 14:51:21

Signed.
I have blindfold.

AlphaCentauri 2011-10-10 14:51:21

Its not regulation, you have to use mine.

Luke 2011-10-17 21:41:53

you want to be my friend is what this is isnt it

AlphaCentauri 2011-10-17 21:41:53

Yep, I literally set all this up just hoping for the off-chance you would stumble in.

And you did! Oh boy!

SouthAsian 2011-10-17 22:07:34

Im also from Virginia that makes us related some how.Can I be your friend?

AlphaCentauri 2011-10-17 22:07:34

we been friends yo

SouthAsian 2011-10-18 01:07:38

YAAAYYYYY lolol we will go to the best orgies. ...

iRocker 2011-10-28 23:52:25

Auditions? o: I've never had to audition to become somebody's friend.

AlphaCentauri 2011-10-28 23:52:25

Then you've never had a true friend. Best friend are chosen.

IAMSuB0 2011-11-19 10:28:42

i doubt u would make a good friend

AlphaCentauri 2011-11-19 10:28:42

Get out and don't think about auditioning in this town again.

MrSaint 2011-11-20 08:26:29

Hey, I am from Russia and you need to have connections in other countries, so yeah, lets be friends :C

AlphaCentauri 2011-11-20 08:26:29

Makes sense. You're in.

Meshire 2011-12-19 19:42:16

I love dots

AlphaCentauri 2011-12-19 19:42:16

I hate them. NEXT!

The-Last-Guardian 2011-12-23 13:18:33

I reject.

escobargames 2011-12-25 05:14:35

i like dinosaurs, so there you go

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