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AlphaCentauri
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Friend Auditions.

Posted by AlphaCentauri - August 14th, 2011


I'm holding Friend auditions. If you want to try out to be my friend apply below.


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how do i audition

Right now is just signing up.

auditions are later but they do require blindfolds you have to bring your own.

since im first poster, how about we just fuck

Sorry but I'm looking for a good friend and I see you more in just a "friend" way, you know?

Hope we can still be buds! ^__^

who is she.

No.
:3

good, you really wouldn't have made the cut anyway.....

Signed, Bantun

you'll need a blindfold

I like your tie.

I like you, I hope you'll try out (you'll definitely make first cut)

I got a blindfold....

Go ahead and put it on and we'll lead you to the sex dungeon.

I mean audition room.

I'm young and susceptible to shiny things, where do I sign up?

Well Jonny my dear boy, you just did sign up!

OMG U ARE :D is it for the role of BESTest friend??

I'm open to the possibility that a best friend could arise from these auditions.

lolololo

Sarcastic users need not apply.

I like long walks on the penis

Good, I have a long penis

You dont know me but I want to be your friend

What makes you a better friend then the competition?

Hey, I just got a memo from my agent about this. It's been a slow year for me, and I could really use some solid work, you know? I mean it's a little far away from the type of films I usually make, but It's worth a shot!

You might be overqualified

I would love to be your friend. I am a strong worker, come from royal blood, and i was raised in Virginia

Skip the audition. Your in!

What part of Virginia?

Where do I sign up?

Right here. Right now.

Oh I wouldn't call myself overqualified, I'm just saying it's a different gig from the adult movies I'm usually in. Anyway I'm sure I have a blindfold left over from shooting 'Kinky blind monks IV', so where are the auditions being held?

The sex dungeon.
I mean rape room
I mean basement.

Luis?
I'm in!

Luis said we wouldn't audition if you were, sorry.

Whhy not?

Disqualified for typo!

*writes name on list*
i guess i'll sign up since i don't have anything better to do.

You don't sound very excited. Thats a bad sign.

Thhat was intentional.

Bullshhit

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