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AlphaCentauri
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Yep.

Posted by AlphaCentauri - July 18th, 2007


Yeah.


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I just broke the record.

You shall go down in history as the first commenter in this epic blog.

I get the prize of second, oh the wit :3

Second place gets shit.

Third times the charm.

This is where I tell you what I thought of your comment.

Sometimes when i masturbate my cat meows.

Amazing.

I'd like to thank the academy for letting me be a part of such a beautiful venture.

The academy is grateful to have you.

Comment. lithcorp.net/scaryrealm

*Cough*

THat was something I needed to know.

Penis

Vagina

So you're a blood or what?
:X
Fab for life.

I'm not a blood, I'm fabulous, they just don' sell pink bandannas.

This is a blog comment, once you are done reading this, nothing will happen. Send this to 575366733 friends in the next 3.57 seconds or a giant perriwinkle colored cocktail glass will fly down from the heavens and smash you pancreas in.

Thank you and good day

OH SHIUT ITS A COKTAIL GLASS DUCK

Epic comment. Right here.

Comment back. Or don't. I don't really care.

ok I won't

My cats watch me masturbate. It's slightly disturbing.

Sounds hot.

This wont take more than 5 seconds.

I`ve been thinking lately about the severe loss of quality in my posts. When I first got into NG I wanted to be a role model... I wanted to be give good advice and be overall nice.

Now I don`t give a shit, I try to spam as much as I can without getting banned. I feel happy while doing so... as if it was something to be proud of.

I guess that Ng once meant something to me, and when I realized it didn`t fulfill it`s old purpose to me, which was entertainment, I had the right to spam it to death.

I don`t know...

<3

Considering this post is more then the word penis 502134 times or just random spam.

I fell like I should type a more thought out response.

But I haven't had any sleep for 30 hours now, so its a bit hard. So I'm just gonna say even if you're posts are spam, I still like em.

Jackasshole?

Alpha wanna be.

I'm going to write something very long here so it can keep you interested in it, also, stop trying to act all cool with that bandana, it makes me suspect your just a low-life thug.

Sorry for that. :*(

That leaves me with the option of cowboy hat or baseball cap.

Which would you prefer.

Comment left. now leave one for me. stat whore. :-D

sureeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee thing

Comment Number 20, go with cowboy hat!

If my calculations are correct, you are 21, but you can always strive for 30, I believe in you.

I demand a shitty response.

This is in fact, one shitty response.

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I remember not liking you, I forgot what you did to make me think that though, it was awhile ago.

i love you.

<3 madi

Im not gonna comment!

oh shi-

Haha fell right into my trap.

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